you: bobby pins
me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps
you: bobby pins
me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps

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Boys: thick thighs save lives 😍
Boys 20 secs later: is that cellulite? :/
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The Daily Show, December 8, 2015
The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.
when you finally tell your friends about your kinks
who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”Me.
Feed Me The Pain Salt
im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there
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when u zone out in class and ur all like
Frank’s right!